tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72852385060564991012024-02-08T10:18:28.922-08:00One Liners JokesDragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7285238506056499101.post-1600424859519642112010-11-21T09:39:00.001-08:002010-11-21T09:39:11.383-08:00Hard work has a future...Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!<br />
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<a href="http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/one_liners.htm">http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/one_liners.htm</a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7285238506056499101.post-51610321577451921662010-11-21T09:36:00.000-08:002010-11-21T09:36:27.305-08:00If someone with multiple...If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis? <br />
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<a href="http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/one-liners-jokes">http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/one-liners-jokes</a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7285238506056499101.post-33480680867990543932010-11-21T09:35:00.002-08:002010-11-21T09:35:30.676-08:00You know you're really drunk...You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on. <br />
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<a href="http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/one-liners-jokes">http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/one-liners-jokes</a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7285238506056499101.post-13515273054366244742010-11-21T09:35:00.000-08:002010-11-21T09:35:07.354-08:00Why can`t a blonde ...Q. Why can`t a blonde dial 911?<br />
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<a href="http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/one-liners-jokes">http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/one-liners-jokes</a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7285238506056499101.post-40245623155505719272010-11-21T09:34:00.001-08:002010-11-21T09:34:29.427-08:00Man who stands on...Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0